Clinomaniac.

tockthewatchdog:

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

slavery:

Quick question is anything real

kevin-for-what-ails-ya:

extrafabulouscomics:

This is how one constructs a joke.

thecommonchick:

Same sis, same

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it at last?”

I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get to it.”

earthcomet:

Tomorrow is really another 24 hrs huh

acoolguy:

slavery:

What’s sex

some naked bullshit

pr0spit:

assflash newshole

fairygodrobot:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

jheselbraum:

feministism:

You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several

• My last name is culturally important to me
• His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it
• I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it
• I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage
• I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference
• I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement
• I want my husband to take MY name